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You'll Never Guess What I'm Most Thankful For....
Today, most people are deeply thankful to those they know who've shown them kindness, generosity, and compassion. They thank God they know people who support them and tell them how wise, talented and...
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Pinky
Pinky Johnston died at 7:07 pm tonight, on Saturday November 29th, 2014.I had to give her a small tribute, or I'd go mad.Pinky was rescued by the ASPCA in NYC. She was a breeding bitch, and clearly...
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My 1st guest blog! It's pretty damn amazing, if you ask me.
Hi guys!I'm so proud to be able to share with you my very first guest column.When I created this blog in March, my objective was always to share not only my own writing, but I also wanted to provide a...
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SO MANY PEOPLE HAVE IMPLORED ME FOR AN ADVICE COLUMN
Ok, only one person has, the deelightful VeronicaValli.com. But since I know very little, yet insist upon inserting my opinion anywhere I possibly can, I decided..."why not"?This is for those who'd...
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Dear Prudence
Dear Prudence, won't you come out to play? Dear Prudence, greet the brand new day The sun is up, the sky is blue...
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I've decided to take down GUTLESS for now.Thank you so much for all your comments. I read every one.Right now I'd prefer to focus my energy on positive things, like SLAM, The Exes, my next book,...
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KJo's Kolumn of Adequate Expertise
Off the twitter and it feels so good....First of all I wanted to say that I had been planning to take a twitter break at this time for months.I knew there wouldn't be new episodes of The Exes for a...
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One Of Those People
You know those people?The ones who don't bother to ask before forcing you to endure endless photos of their children, their pets or, God Forbid, a 20 minute film of their Anniversary cruise?The people...
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ALL NYC PEOPLE, PLEASE HELP! "DOG WALKER LOSES WOMAN'S PIT BULL AFTER MELTDOWN"
PLEASE RETWEET, POST ON FACEBOOKDog walker loses woman’s pit bull after meltdownBy Erin Calabrese and Natalie O'NeillFebruary 25, 2015 | 5:40amModal TriggerMorgan Bogle is offering $5,000 for the...
View ArticlePrudence Porn
Well, since all you animal nutters asked, I FINALLY figured out how to load videos on this dang thing. Oh, and for anyone who clicked this link hoping for real porn, Sorry. All sound effects provided...
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The Ghost of Arzy
I don’t know about you guys, but I'm desensitized to almost every awful news story. For example, when Matt Lauer says "A man in Florida (Or Texas, it's usually one of those 2 states for some reason)...
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“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit” -Shakespeare, 12th NightPerhaps the most gratifying part of becoming an old hag is finally understanding that there’s a yin and yang to almost...
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Seeing the Possibilities in The Impossible
Well, it finally happened.Dreams really can come true. I've learned you need only one thing to make the impossible possible.It's not money. Luck. Ambition. Support. Or even hard work.All those are...
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Keeping The Marble
My very stubborn, brilliant & beloved young relative Karl Herschede has struggled a long time with alcohol. He wrote me 3 years ago after reading GUTS & admitted he was scared. He couldn't seem...
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Speech I gave in Baltimore, on May 13th, 2015 at a luncheon to raise funds for Father Martin's Ashley, a local rehab for womenThank you so much for asking me to be here today, and to such an...
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UPDATE: GUTLESS
The original version of this blog was posted Tuesday, February 3, 2015. I kept it up a week, then took it down. I made my point, and I didn't want to have to read such nastiness on my own blog.However,...
View ArticleOne More Tale
I'm so over discussing my past medical woes. Believe me, I can't wait to move on.But before I do, I knew there was one last part of my tale left to be told, a last chapter, if you will....The...
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I Hate Women
Oh, alright, that’s not quite true, but you have to admit “I hate most women,” doesn’t have quite the same zing. Of course, I’m excluding the women I’m friends with and the women I’ve yet to meet whom...
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My Brilliant Idea (Update: All sketches sold out in 20 mins!)
But please, enjoy this blog ...The idea hit me a few days ago, out of the blue. "Good God, I'm a genius!"I immediately called my friend, the designer Christian Siriano, who instantly agreed.(With the...
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The Lost Souls of Social Media
For most of my life, I looked down on Celebrities who felt the need to splurt the intimate details of their personal lives everywhere. I've always thought it was tacky. As an actor, I believe it's...
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