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The Hole
So, I figured since I get fired up about stuff & blather endlessly about it, why not have a blog?Thank you so much, Sir Fagsy Malone (above) for helping me design this.We'll see how it goes, I'm...
View ArticleThe Reality of Oprah
The lovely Sharon Smolarz O'Hara asked me this question on Face Book:"Wondering if you think Oprah's intentions for Lindsay was to help her? Or help others to see what Lindsay went through post rehab?...
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I'm A Celebrity, Get Me Out Of Here!
The instant one becomes a "celebrity" they are given a bounty of extraordinary gifts, dazzling rewards and incredible riches. In return, there's just one little rule they must abide by: They must...
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Becoming Perfect
I lived most of my life as a liar.From birth, I was taught that other people's realities took precedent over my own, and I that must do whatever I could to be exactly whom others wished me to be.I was...
View ArticleSlaying a Different Dragon
Way back in yesteryear, pre-blog, whenever I had something longer than a sentence to share, I had to settle for posting it on FaceBook as well as (my twitter folks will attest) a reckless...
View ArticleEmbracing My Inner Bitch
A few months ago, I wrote a guest-blog for someone else's blog. My first entry (and believe me, the one I wish I'd gone with) is below. I tinkered with it and I hope you like it.Something's been...
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One Last Big Break
When did it happen? That subtle shift? When did addiction evolve from something unspeakable to fun entertainment for the whole family?Today, when a celebrity begins to emanate that now-familiar whiff...
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Morgan Asked
My memoir GUTS was released in March of 2012. Before it’s release, my Literary agent convinced me to join twitter & facebook. Eww, blech. Why would I want to read mean crap people thought about me?...
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STELLA
STELLAThe Endless Farts and Tiny Mind of a Darling Disasterby Kristen JohnstonWithin the first 8 months of my sobriety, I lost both of my beloved dogs, Stella & Lulu. Lulu had...
View ArticleThe Dreamcatcher
I decided to dust off a few other old writings. This one was written on March 10th of this year, my 7 year sobriety date.Seven years ago today I walked into rehab a shivering, mortified, miserable,...
View ArticleJenny, I Got Your Number
“Better a witty fool than a foolish wit” -Shakespeare, 12th NightPerhaps the most gratifying part of becoming an old hag is finally understanding that there’s a yin and yang to almost...
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The Ghost of Arzy
I don’t know about you guys, but I'm desensitized to almost every awful news story. For example, when Matt Lauer says "A man in Florida (Or Texas, it's usually one of those 2 states for some reason)...
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Looking into the Belly of the Beast
Belly of the Beast (definition) - To be in a dangerous place.This has been an incredibly challenging blog post for me to write. I've gone back and forth for weeks, so torn. I considered not writing it...
View ArticleOne More Tale
I'm so over discussing my past medical woes. Believe me, I can't wait to move on.But before I do, I knew there was one last part of my tale left to be told, a last chapter, if you will....The...
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I Hate Women
Oh, alright, that’s not quite true, but you have to admit “I hate most women,” doesn’t have quite the same zing. Of course, I’m excluding the women I’m friends with and the women I’ve yet to meet whom...
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My Brilliant Idea (Update: All sketches sold out in 20 mins!)
But please, enjoy this blog ...The idea hit me a few days ago, out of the blue. "Good God, I'm a genius!"I immediately called my friend, the designer Christian Siriano, who instantly agreed.(With the...
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The Lost Souls of Social Media
For most of my life, I looked down on Celebrities who felt the need to splurt the intimate details of their personal lives everywhere. I've always thought it was tacky. As an actor, I believe it's...
View ArticleSomething Wicked This Way Comes
"You should protest about the views of people you disagree with over major moral issues, and argue them down, but you should not try to silence them, however repugnant you find them. That is the bitter...
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Mrs. Chan
Age has never really mattered to me, except the last 2 years of high school.This is when something happened that propelled me overnight from a gawky theater geek with a terrible personality to the most...
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FINALLY!!!! SLAM update!!!
I know you guys have been dying to know about SLAMnyc.org, and any updates...and I FINALLY have one for you!First of all, whether you've given us $25 or $250, each and every donation has meant the...
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